This page is devoted to the accomplishments and stats of SN Reed
17MAY21-05APR24
Rate: CTI
Character of Service:
Highest Rank Earned: Petty Officer 3rd Class
Coins Earned: 1
Shitty DLPT Scores: 2/2+
Highest A-School Phase Earned: 3B
Awards: National Defense Ribbon, Marksman
American Legion Membership ID#: 352292325
American Legion Membership ID# I wish I had: 696969696
Women I Made Out With During My Service:
Annie*
33, Canadian nurse working in SF. *My first kiss!
Florence
30, Analyst in DC
Corrine
41, Catholic waitress I met in Carmel
Jessica
33, Developer at Apple, former Marine
Josefine
26, Traveler living in a van [basically homeless]
Julianne
22, Texan college grad visiting CA
Trista
59, Lawyer from TX of Greek descent
Mary-Ellen
36, Canadian from Toronto, living in SF
Liz
27, Finance account executive from Chicago
Kayley
33, Animal control staff member in MD
Favorite Mantras:
“Send me!”
“It’s time to Rise up”
“Nado Izmenit’ Nastrayenie”
The Seaman Reed Creed:
My name is SN Reed,
I love punishment
Every inconvenience that comes my way,
I receive with a warm embrace.
The things people say about me,
They don’t matter if they don’t know me.
Even the things I think about myself
aren’t always true, yeah.
Because I have a sinking feeling that
the way things seem, it’s not the way they are.
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I am a rubber man.
I have duck feathers for hair and snakeskin.
The rain that falls down on me,
it just drips right off.
The kicks and blows that come my way,
I absorb them all.
My name is SN Reed
SN Reed 